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nce upon a time in fair Sailoon, there was a sorceress.
Let's call her Lina.
Lina was known across the land for a variety of reasons. She was a famous bandit hunter, magic slinger, world saver, and consumer of large dinners. With no fixed address, she wandered the world doing random quests and getting into surprising amounts of trouble. In recent times, her and her usual gang of cohorts managed to find a lost power, unearth a deadly danger from beyond space and time, and save the world from it; all in the span of a few weeks.
That's just the sort of person Lina was, always active, always leading an exciting life. Randomly moving from situation to situation. She was like a monster reincarnation of some hero long gone; a girl on the move, just lucky enough to be totally confident.
Then she stopped moving.
One of the main things an open air market needs -- besides customers, at any rate -- is nice weather. Keeping track of this is the job of the royal astrologer in most countries, but the one Sailoon had employed tended to stay indoors a lot, and thus his forecasts tended to consist of humidity and air quality rather than, for example, rain.
Fortunately, the office had changed hands in recent days to someone more competent and technically inclined. With him came a miraculous new machine that could predicted the weather with 90% accuracy. In the daily press, newspapers would now include a little box where you could read the weather for the next three days. Much to the relief of the managers of the Annual Sailoon Magician's Market, the weather was scheduled to be Partly Cloudy with No Chance of Rain today, and the event was on.
In previous years, the Magician's Market was held indoors; proving to be a horrible mistake and a financial disaster, as having an enclosed space with that many sorcerers around trying out new purchases usually results in a fire that takes two days for the Royal Firefighters to get under control. Nowadays strict rules are posted not to use any products purchased until you're at least twenty miles away from the city.
Which, in a very long way of explaining it, is why Lina Inverse was suspicious of the new sword she was buying.
"Throws fireballs, huh," she said, not believing a word of it, as she tested the blade for balance and grip.
"Very large ones," the proprietor said, waving his arms wide to demonstrate that hey -- those were some BIG fireballs, I kid you not. "Why, just last week, my cousin Nigel managed to vaporize a whole horde of bandits using this sword alone, and no formal training in magical arts! It's user friendly and has a convenient interface. And you did say you liked the design..."
The young sorceress twisted her wrist, examining the hilt of the blade; a very elegant brass design, in the shape of a butterfly. Butterflies had been on her mind a lot lately, now that she thought of it, since she did think of it often.
"Weeeelll..." Lina said, holstering the weapon. "The design's nice. It's a good weight for my class, and I can tell it's got a good deflection ability. Plenty sharp, too."
"Exactly!" the merchant smiled. "A rare product, worth twenty gold pieces, yes?"
"I'll give you five gold for it."
"Five?! Why, such a fine blade of distinct quality is worth eighteen, at least!"
"I think five sounds a bit right."
"Ahh... fifteen, then?"
"Five."
"Um, miss, you're supposed to be haggling towards a midpoint," the merchant reminded her, not sure if this customer really understood proper business.
"Why bother when you're trying to trick me?" Lina asked, already removing her old, battered sword and attaching the new one to her belt. The deal was done, in her opinion.
But the merchant was aghast. Aghastedly, he protested, "Trick?!"
"Yes, trick. You know, it takes a lot of experience to detect weapon enchantments, much less what TYPE of enchantment," Lina explained. "And I may be young, but I can tell the difference between a cheap light spell and a gigantic, bandit-melting fireball lobber. I'd say five is a bargain for a basically ordinary sword plus the promise to give you an hour's head start before I casually inform anybody else you've sold these things to what they REALLY bought, making them want to test your wonderful product out on your person first hand to make sure.... yes?"
"Five," the merchant agreed, taking the coins from Lina's hand, pulling a shade down over the front of his stall and packing everything up and hitting the road, setting a land ground speed record in the process.
Nasty, perhaps, but Lina smiled smugly nonetheless. It was a feel-good moment in an otherwise dull month.
Her old sword wasn't a bad sword. She had been using it for a couple years now, from when she first set out to make a name for herself as a bandit hunter. Technically, she was more of a magic-weilding bandit killer than a sword-weilding bandit killer, and lately had actually been relying on magic a bit much... maybe a bit TOO much. Not that she couldn't hold her own with magic. She did just fine by it, really, but.. having a good sword was a confidence booster, she figured. There was something relieving about having a nice sharp bit of metal around.
Her usual nice sharp bit of metal wandered up, carrying a huge bale of cotton candy in one hand and an bagful of souvenirs and useless crap in the other.
"Ne, Lina, I got you some candy!" he said, handing the giant pink wad of dental doom to Lina, who staggered under the weight. "And look, I got a magical stand with a bunch of wooden frogs on it with little musical instruments that plays when it hears noise!"
Gourry was not an expert shopper. If it attracted the eye and fascinated him for more than thirty seconds, chances were he'd buy it, regardless of what it was. This being their second day of visiting the Market, merchants seeking to offload whatever they couldn't ship were actively seeking Gourry out. Lina briefly wondered how much money they had left.
"That's nice, Gourry..." she said, taking a nip off the candy, her brain locking momentarily in a sugar overdose. "I think I've bought about everything I want to for the day. Ready to go back?"
Gourry's face fell. "What, already?"
"C'mon, Gourry, it's been, what, three hours?"
"But the food court! We should at least visit the food court. I hear they have dishes from around the world! I could go for a Testabournian Imploding Onion."
"I'm not really that hungry," Lina said, turning and starting to head for the marked exits.
Gourry continued his protest, following along. "You know, we don't go out very often nowadays. I mean, Amelia's castle is really interesting and they have a pretty cool army training ground, but... ummm.."
"But?"
"Shouldn't we be, y'know... questing? Or something?" Gourry asked. "Zelgadis already left because he wanted to keep looking for a cure for his Chimeraness, and you know Naga's been thinking about going off again..."
"Why do we always have to be out and about looking for magic and artifacts and danger?" Lina asked, turning to face Gourry. "What's so bad about sitting down for awhile? After our last disaster you'd think you'd be more interested in relaxing."
"Disaster? But we saved the world. We did save the world, right?"
"That's not what I meant.." Lina said... and gave up. "We'll talk about this later, Gourry. All I have in mind right now is heading back to our palace quarters, relaxing, and reading. Okay?"
Not wanting to make Lina upset, Gourry nodded sullenly.
Satisfied, Lina nodded as well and resumed walking past rows of stalls. "Right now, Gourry, the last thing I want is to get involved in another--"
"Beware the Forenight of Chaos!"
Lina stopped dead in her tracks.
The withered crone, face hidden inside a dark hooded cloak, beckoned to Lina from between two stalls, one of which was selling realistic simulated animal excrement and the other selling lamps which supposedly held genies. It wasn't the most ideal place for a soothsayer, but that didn't deter her.
"Bewaaare," the crone screeched, "The Forenight of Chaos, Lina Inverse! For if ye does not approach gates left locked, ye shall truly be as aimless as ye be! Hark and beware!!"
Ordinary people would have been frightened by strange people who know their name proclaiming ther doom. Lina was not an ordinary person.
She turned to Gourry. "See? That's the sort of thing I mean. Don't you hate it when you're just walking along, minding your own business, and BOOM! someone goes and proclaims your destiny and puts you on some journey across the world to deliver a ring to the crack of doom or something?"
"Uhhh.. I dunno, I've never had it happen to me," Gourry said honestly, because he was very honest. "But I guess I'd find it a little annoying, unless it was something important--"
"A-HEM!" the crone said. "Over here! Didn't you hear what I said? BEWAAAARE the--"
"I heard you the first time," Lina said, walking over to the soothsayer. "I guess if I ask where you heard my name, you'd say mystic powers or the moon or the Lord of Nightmares told you, right?"
"How'd you guess?" the crone asked in a surprisingly young voice, before catching herself. "I mean.. aye, and ye best beware, Lina!"
Lina casually yanked the crone's hood back, revealing an ugly but quite youthful girl about her own age.
"Oh, come on," Lina said. "You call that white and wizened hair? It's a healthy apple-red and you probably combed it with a hundred strokes!"
"Aye... uh.. 'tis a wig..?"
Grabbing the crone's chin, Lina yanked. "And this is just makeup! Look at this, it comes right off--"
"--hey!!--"
"--not even a REAL wart, just a little sticky one you got from a costume shop, too. And why are you having trouble focusing on me like that? Is that some faked squint?"
The now quite average looking young girl's shoulders sunk. Defeatedly pulling out a pair of glasses and putting them on, she looked Lina square in the eyes. "Okay, okay!.. so I'm not that good at Drama. But I AM a soothsayer! Aye and stuff."
"Reaaaally?" Lina asked, tapping her foot.
"...not by trade, but by instance," the girl said. "Anyway. Beware. Enter the gate. You know... hark. Okay?"
Lina turned away from the soothsayer, motioning for Gourry to follow, and marched squarely off. Not a word spoken.
"Ne, Lina.. who was that, anyway?" Gourry asked her.
"Nobody," Lina said. "Just some random loon. C'mon, let's go home. I'm very serious about finishing that book before the day's done."
High above the market, contrary to the miraculous weather prediction system, storm clouds started to form.
ome, at the moment, was a guest room in the Royal Palace of Sailoon. And there is indeed a book back at that room which Lina is very serious about. It's just not the one she's reading.
While 'The Adventures of Jean the Clever' is a very good book, heralded by many feminist literary critics as the first mythical tale of heroism to feature a true and realistic heroine, and technically Lina is only fifty pages away from the bit where Jean outwits the king of dreams and wins the sacred talisman, it wasn't a dangerous magic book. The Giga Lores, on the other hand, are highly magical and highly dangerous.
In her last journey, Lina managed to obtain what many believe to be the most powerful (and the most lost) book of magic ever written. She never was sure how she got it, it just turned up in her pack one day; sort of like discovering five tons of pure gold completely by accident. At the time, she was busy looking for some book about mirrors, which was very important at the time... but time passes, and this book was very important at this moment.
Inside was a prophecy, simple yet vague. It stated that the two main spells Giga created, Giga Slave (an incredibly destructive variation of the Dragon Slave, the highest black magic spell) and the Giga Restoration (an incredibly powerful variation of the Ultra Restoration, the highest white magic spell) were meant to be cast as a pair. That is, if one human casts both spells -- presumably in the same lifetime, rather than one right after the other -- it would start them down an irreversible path, towards Giga's Gate, and towards some undescribed salvation. Hark and beware.
At the time, Lina was way too busy working on her mirror problem to get involved in that sort of thing. She simply decided she'd sneak around some messy prophecy by never casting Giga Restoration for the rest of her life. Naturally, time came when she HAD to cast it, or doom the world to darkness.
Although the world technically was saved, everybody prospered and matured and became better people and riches and fortune almost were theirs, now the real worrying was set in. One dangling problem that didn't go away with the ending of that quest, it sat there, taunting Lina to continue to fulfill the prophecy and get into lord knows what trouble. So to distract herself, Lina would sit down and enjoy a nice book like 'The Adventures of Jean the Clever'. It was a good way to pass the time, and the palace of Sailoon was a good place for doing just that as well.
Her guest room at the palace had a very lived in look. Clothes were strewn about here and there, to be gathered and washed by palace servants (a feature Lina appreciated in her new home). Lina had taken to not wearing her armor and full getup, since there wasn't much need, kicking around in casual clothes instead. Books were scattered on the workdesk near her bed, and the sheets had that rumply, slept-in look regardless of how recently they were changed. She had a nice window to the world, overlooking the city in case she felt like going out so she could look and see how things were and then go back to reading or studying her magic. Weather was turning sour today, she noted, from her seat against her headboard, turning the next page.
The blast of trumpets and bells sent her sprawling off the bed, peace shattered. Of course, Dayvid HAD to go and invent a new kind of 'internal doorbell' and put them on all the rooms of the castle, and of COURSE there had to be a bug with the volume of the instruments...
"Come in," Lina called, pulling herself back up to standing with the bedsheets. Then she noticed a slight orange movement behind her, and quickly ducked back behind the bed--
The door opened, as a royal servant type walked in, giving announcements. "Presenting her royal highness, Princess Amelia Wil Tesla Sailoon, calling upon Lina Inverse with message from his royal clerk, Dayvid Devince!"
"Hi, Amelia," Lina said simply, keeping hidden.
"Hello!!!" her bouncy, perky, adorably cute l'il princessly friend said, skipping into the room after the pomp and circumstance were out of the way.
Lina folded down a corner of her book and set it aside. She fetched her cloak from nearby, pretending to be a bit chilly, and slung it over her shoulders. "So, what brings you?"
"I bear a message!" Amelia said, pointing to an official looking scroll. She quickly unrolled it, holding it at arms length, and began to read aloud. "From: Royal Astrologer Dayvid. Amelia, go tell Lina that if she doesn't get out of here and stop freeloading, the kitchen staff and the laundry staff have threatened to go on strike. But make sure you phrase it in a nice and royal sort of way, I haven't quite gotten the hang of... that...... yet. Um. That's all."
"I see," Lina said, nodding.
"I guess I should have read it first," Amelia smiled weakly. "Um. I'm not used to this 'inter-office memo' system Dayvid came up with..."
"It's okay, it's okay," Lina said. "Been a lot of changes around here, it seems. So, I'm being kicked out?"
"Oh, no no no no no!" Amelia said, shaking her head so fast it almost blurred. "Sailoon is not known for bad hospitality! Why, we once had a duke stay here for two years... of course, then the king had him beheaded for flirting with the queen, but... that doesn't have any relevancy to this! In fact, I don't even know why I brought it up!! Ha ha ha..."
"Right," Lina said. "Don't worry. We'll.. pack up and take a hike tomorrow. Once I figure out where we'll go."
"Uh, you really don't have to..."
"It's okay. We have been a bit static here. Maybe it's time to go out and--"
"Are you going on a quest?" Amelia asked, excited. "I hear that the Statue of Arnsland is hidden in the Mountains of Peril outside of the kingdom! I could arrange a royal escort and we could go get it!"
"Actually.. I was thinking of maybe getting an apartment, or something," Lina admitted.
"..oh," Amelia said, a bit disappointed. (A noted adventurer getting an apartment was similar to a noted racehorse jockey trading in his steed for a family oxcart.) "Okay, well... good luck! The Sailoon royal family wishes you good fortune on all journeys and endeavors in the near or distant future! And, um, if you'll excuse me, Dayvid said he's got some plan for sending messages to other countries with a small catapult he's making, sooo..."
"Hai, hai," Lina waved, opening her book again. "Good to see you."
After a few bows and other regal procedures, Amelia left.
Lina relaxed, taking off the cloak, letting her wings get some breathing room, stretching them out.
In the practice yard of the Sailoon Royal Army, swords clashed. Sparks were struck. Men grunted and taunted each other. Tubs of boiling tar were poured from the battlements.
"HEY!" the field commander yelled below, jumping out of the way just in time to avoid becoming an oil slick. "Watch it up there, you bastards!"
"Sorry!" the tower guard called down. "Just testing the new... whot'd you call it?"
"The 'Makes-Invaders-Run-Away-Screaming'," a young boy in the tower responded. "Sorry, we'll be more careful next time."
"Yah, well... whatever," the commander grunted, turning back to his sparring. "I say, the boy may have brains, but he doesn't know how to behave properly in an army camp."
Gourry adjusted the grip on his sword, conserving some energy to chat with while he practiced. "You mean he tests stuff while you're trying to practice, thus making the area unsafe?"
"What? No, a good soldier's ready for any weird thing like that. I mean he doesn't properly stand up for himself," the commander responded. "Keeps APOLOGIZING. He wouldn't last a day in this man's army. Let's take a break, lad. These old arms ain't what they used to be, you know."
"Okay," Gourry agreed, and walked over to the bench, having a seat. "You know, I really gotta thank you for letting me work out here. I need to stay sharp for our next trip."
"Aaahhh, kids today," the commander said, shaking his head. "Yah don't have to thank me, lad! I just got done saying that. You put up a right challenge, and I've got no problems meeting it. But I have to wonder why a strong lad like you isn't in an army already. You've got the skills. I haven't seen a quicker mind in swordplay since old William Bennels from Testabourne was down here."
"That's my home country, actually," Gourry smiled. "I guess it's in the water or something."
"But still, why aren't you off doing something better with yer talents, boy?" the commander asked, appraising Gourry. "Playing bodyguard for Lina Inverse... if ever there was a girl who didn't need her body guarded, it'd be her. You hear the stories about that girl? Most dangerous woman alive, they say! I'd be afraid for anybody who tried to make a move against her."
"Aww, Lina gets in trouble too," Gourry said. "She isn't always able to get out of stuff herself, even if she says she is. Of course, I wouldn't want to say that to her face, but... let's just say I've been helpful for her from time to time, and that's what counts, right?"
"I suppose, on an individual, mercenary sort of level... what's she paying you?"
"Paying?"
"Compensation."
"Nothing, I guess," Gourry shrugged. "I get to share whatever treasure we find so I can buy food and stuff..."
"Probably not much," the soldier grunted. "You could do better elsewhere. But you aren't elsewhere, are you? So what's the reason? Why her? You complain to me every now and then that she's gone into a.. what'd you call it? Slump?"
"Yeah, sort of... she doesn't really want to go out looking for bandits or treasure or anything... I wish I knew why, but she gets upset whenever I ask..."
"Now, that's one place where you ought to stand up," the commander said. "In war, young'ns usually see horrible things. Stuff that makes 'em not want to go out there again and face any kind of danger again. It's common, lad. Lina may be more experienced and capable than a lot of the boys here, but that just means she's seen MORE, you follow?"
"Uhh... no."
The commander backed up slightly. "She might've seen something that's got her spooked. Afraid to go out into the fray again."
"Ohh," Gourry nodded. "Okay. Yeah, that's happened before, but.. never THIS bad."
Rising to his feet, back popping as he stretched out, the commander made a suggestion. "You've got to confront her about this, lad. Find out what's got her in a hidey-hole. Then maybe you can REALLY be of some help to her. Besides, from the stories I've been hearing at the servant's quarters weekly poker game, she's gonna be lynched if you don't get her out of here. No offense intended."
"Whoa," Gourry said. "Thanks for the warning, sir."
"Ahh, think nothing of it," the man shrugged. He fetched his sword, and wandered across the yard to shout menacing things at the new recruits.
Lina resolved her mind, and decided to think about exactly what they were going to do directly and immediately after she finished her book.
The fifty pages whizzed by in an hour, Lina satisfied with the ending of the book; Jean of course triumphed over the dream king, and was knighted by the queen, becoming the first female knight of her land. And there was much rejoicing.
The old stories had a sort of aura about them, of heroes and dragons, swords and sorcery. Things were very dramatic, but they were very real, too; you could feel these people, know them. A good book of old could be a fireside pal for weeks (or months, if like most peasants, you could barely read). In contrast, most new books were either informative or repetitive, two things nobody was particularly interested in, but the classics never died.
Lina never had much time for reading, being on the road all the time... now she finally had a chance to finish 'Jean the Clever', a book she started as a kid. Eventually, she got too busy practicing magic to have any reading time, and lost her copy of the book on her first quest. There was a nice feeling of closure about having completed it today. But still, Lina felt restless, a kind of boredom that even a life's reading couldn't solve. A deep, dyed in the wool boredom.
Sighing, she fluttered her wings a bit--
Oh, great. They were back.
This, along with the Giga Lore prophecy, was especially worrying in her life. She fetched a mirror, to examine the wings; golden orange, like oversized butterfly wings. But they weren't REAL wings; she'd never get a night's sleep if they were, unless she decided to cling to a tree branch to snooze. They were more like.. the IDEA of having a pair of wings. Even when she had a light shirt on, like now, they could be there, she could feel them despite the illogical fabric being in the way. Fortunately they fit nicely under her cloak, so on the few days when she couldn't wish them away, she could cover them.
She had gotten a bit better at controlling the wings. Not just flapping them, which she practiced a little out of curiosity, without actually trying to fly anywhere -- but making them appear and disappear by concentrating her will. Still, sometimes they'd sneak onto her back when she was feeling down, or casually thinking about them, or worse: when she was surprised. And that stupid doorbell of Dayvid's surprised her just enough to have them show up, and almost have Amelia see them...
She had to do something about this. Ignoring it wasn't working.
Well, there was ONE thing she could do...
Nervously eyeing the false brick in her wall, behind which she knew the Giga Lores had been hidden, Lina chewed on her lip.
"No," she said. "No way. I'm not falling any farther into a prophetic trap..."
The visitor at her door was thoughtful enough to simply knock, rather than use the bell. Lina grabbed her cloak again, putting it on to cover the wings, and called out for them to enter.
Gourry peeked in. He always peeked into Lina's room, after one incident when she happened to be undressing for bed; the mark on his cheek from her slipper faded after a few days, though.
"Lina?" he said, carefully.
"It's fine, Gourry, come on in," Lina said.
"Oh, good," Gourry said, walking in. And because tact wasn't one of his many virtues, he asked, "So, what're you afraid of?"
"....what?"
"See, I was talking with my friend Dave -- actually, he prefers Commander Rickenpot -- and he said that maybe the reason why you weren't interested in doing anything except sitting around was because you were afraid of someone, and he said I should probably talk to you about it before you get lynched. Well, he used more words, but I think that was the important bit..."
Lina sat in confusion for a moment.
"Oh," she said, after parsing Gourry's speech. "I'm not... Gourry, come on now. If something was REALLY bothering me, I'd tell you, right?"
"Yes, you would," Gourry said honestly.
A bit of silence.
She had to do something about this. Ignoring it wasn't working.
"Ah, what the hell," Lina muttered. "Come on, let's go get some dinner and I'll explain."
or dinner, Lina decided to have a juicy steak, a roast chicken, three large salads, a basket of garlic cheesebread, one scoop of ice cream, a bowl of vegetarian soup and a bowl of beef stew and two bottles of the house's special 'Knock You Down' sake.
"I didn't know you liked to drink," Gourry said.
"I've been meaning to start," Lina said.
Gourry wasn't familiar with this bar and grill, but had seen it the few times he went out in town. It was a quiet place, visited mostly by folks who came for a nice quiet meal or a hushed conversation between two people. Given how Lina came straight here, chances were she had been here before, Gourry thought, putting his limited logic resources to the test.
But this was the first time she had brought him with her.
He himself had ordered the 'Hungry Man Sailoon Mega Special', which turned out to be a heaping pile of steaks smothered in a fatty sauce with a hearty side order of salad, for the obligatory healthy element.
"So, what's going on?" he asked, cutting away a bit of his steak, having mastered the fine art of talking while devouring from years on the road with Lina.
Lina chugged back a full third of her sake, then came up gasping and wheezing. "Gleh!! How does Naga drink this stuff?"
"I think you're supposed to pour it in that little cup, not just drink from the bottle..."
"This? Oh. I thought it was a thimble, or something..."
"What's going on?" Gourry repeated. "Why are we hanging around here? I mean, it's a nice city and all and Amelia's been a very good host, but... it's boring, Lina."
"Okay.." Lina said, pouring herself a thimble of sake, and downing it. "Gahh. Okay... where to start. Okay. You remember that book I got? The one I told you not to tell anybody about?"
"Mmhmm," Gourry mumbled, mouth full. Swallow. "What aboutit?"
"Weeeell... there'sh a prophecy in there," Lina said. "It said that if I cast two particular spells, I'd be locked in some prophecy leading me to a third spell. And I don't WANT to be a prophecy. You know what happens to those people?"
Gourry thought hard about this. "Well, my auntie Koirry said that if my cousin Walter kept making faces at that girl down the block, he'd be forced to spend an eternity with her. I guess it worked, because they got married later, but it didn't seem like a bad thing. I think my auntie was joking. She does that a lot."
Yet another bizarre tale of Gourry's upbringing sank into Lina's mind like a concrete block in peat moss. Unable to deal with it sober, she decided to polish off the bottle, and like all inexperienced drinkers, she started to get very hot and wobbly. "Ummm... this ishn't like that, Gourry. This ish a BAD prophecy. I think. I mean, we're talking 'bout the most losht and wanted book of magic in the history of, of... man. Sho."
"I don't get it," Gourry said.
"I don't wanna casht that third spell, obvioushly!!" Lina said, her reactions getting a wee bit wilder. "But that shtupid fake omen person.. sooth... shoothshayer at the market hit it on the nail on the forehead. I'm gonna haveto eventually. Can't jusht shit around here in Shailoon."
"Ne, Lina, watch your language," Gourry said, vaguely horrified. "We're in public!"
"So," Lina continued, "Ahm jusht gonna sh.. not do anything. That'sh all. If I gotta shettle down, thatsh fine, no more adventures... won't missum. Won't. Maybe start a business. Like thoshe marketerpeople. You seee?"
Scratching his head, Gourry tried to figure it out. "Soooo... to avoid casting some prophecy you'll go to the bathroom in the castle like a salesman? I don't get it."
"No, no, no!" Lina said, banging the table. She took another hit off the bottle, found it was empty, moved to the other. "It's the SHPELL! I don' wanna casht the Giga'sh Gate spell! Then I'd REALLY be shcrewed. Couldn't avoid it after that..."
"What spell? You didn't show me the book."
"It'sh called Gigash' Gate," Lina said, slowly, so Gourry could understand.
"Doesn't sound that scary. How's it go?"
Sighing, Lina kept trying to make him understand. "Okay. It goesh : Power beyond the known powersh, deeper than the deeeepest mind--"
"You're not waving your hands or chanting," Gourry pointed out helpfully. "I thought you always did that when reciting a spell."
"Fine! Fine! Here'sh me waving my hands and chanting!" Lina said, waving her arms, drawing on magical power to demonstrate exactly why she didn't want to cast this spell. She concentrated. "'Power beyond the known powers, deeper than the deepest mind, King of Darkness, Queen of Light, shining like gold on the Sea of Chaos, I call upon thee, swear myself to thee, let the knowledge we posses be one... GIGA'S GATE!'"
Gourry nodded, getting it. "That does sound ominous. You're right, you probably shouldn't cast it."
Lina nodded.
Gourry nodded.
"...wait a minute..." Lina said, clueing into something. "Did I jusht--"
A golden explosion of light enveloped the table, and it vanished from the restaurant, occupants and all. A silent thunder clap echoed across the land--
Here lies a rolling lake of golden energy. Liquid light, fluid chaos, a thing that should not exist under the laws of the universe in a place that does not exist under the laws of the universe. It has no dimensions as humans know them. It simply exists, an entity, a place, a unit, a sphere, an existence. This is what lies outside what is and what will be. Beyond that, it defies the words that dare to describe it.
Overlooking that lake, in a little bubble of authentic reality, is a dinner table and two very surprised diners.
There are few sights that can really knock the sobriety into someone, and this one gave Lina a hammer blow to the face. Sheet white and panicked, realization sunk in. "Oh, god... I didn't.. GOURRY!!! You made me chant the spell!!"
Gourry raised his knife to block Lina's fork attack. "I didn't mean to! I thought you were just demonstrating!"
"Think I demonstrated enough for you to GET A CLUE?! Now who knows where we are?!" Lina asked, gesturing to the wholly unreal landscape. "This is exactly the sort of thing I was trying to avoid, getting caught up in some strange-powers-from-beyond-space-and-time sort of affair--"
'Lina Inverse,' a voice toned, ringing through Lina's head with an earth shatteringly quiet volume, a crystal sound that made itself clear to her.
Lina turned away from Gourry to look at the lake below them, where for some reason she was positive the voice came from. An aspect of the water, set up to address them... "I think there's been some kind of misunderstanding," she said. "You see, I didn't mean to--"
'Again, The Gate Has Been Used For Its Creator's True Purpose,' the voice said, sounding relieved, or at least Lina thought the worlds seemed relieved, even though they didn't sound relieved. 'You Are One Who Has Cast The Light And The Dark And The Door, As Merlin Giga Had Bargained With Me. I Greet You, Lina Inverse, As You Have Grown To Know Me, For I Am The Lord Of Nightmares.'
Lina couldn't think of anything to say whatsoever in reply.
'I Have A Task For The One Who Cast The Powers And Gained The Gift,' the Lord of Nightmares continued. 'You May Choose Not To Undertake It, And If You Are Human, You Will Remain Aimless, Restless, Forever Adrift, As You Are Now.'
"I'm confused," Gourry said helplessly.
"I.. think I'm not," Lina said, her sinking feeling starting to send up warning flares and get first class passengers to the lifeboats. "What's this task you want? ...o most powerful Lord of Nightmares? I mean."
The Lord of Nightmares paused. Maybe it was collecting its thoughts, trying to find the best phrasing in a language it wasn't used to using. Maybe it was trying to spook Lina into a certain reaction. Maybe Lina would never know why.
'First, You Will Draw The Wingless,' the Lord spoke. 'You Will Be Aided. At The Next Step, I Will Return To Guide You. That Is All. Now, You Will Return Home.'
"..the what? Whoa, whoa, time out," Lina said, making a T with her hands, addressing the lake. "I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. How am I supposed to go on whatever quest you've got for me if--"
'You Will Be Aided,' the lake replied.
"You're not going to explain yourself beyond that, are you?"
'No.'
"As long as we're on the same level," Lina said. "Is there any way to back out of this?"
'I Have Described The Way.'
"It's not a very attractive option."
'I Have Described The Way.'
"Okay, okay..." Lina said. All concerns about not being pious before her Lord, a being of pure power that exists outside human understand had gone out the window a few moments ago. "I'd like to at least lodge a protest vote, even if you don't care. It's very rude to trap someone like this, you know, blackmail them into doing your bidding. And I bet this counts as kidnapping, too."
'I Have Not Trapped You. The Winds Of Chaos Simply Sweep In Unusual Ways.'
"Yeah, yeah, fine. Gourry, let's book."
"Hang on a second," Gourry said. Then he turned to address the ultimate creator of his world. "Excuse me, miss, umm..."
'Lord Of Nightmares.'
"Right, Lord of Nightmares. You're, like, the person who created everything and stuff, right?" Gourry asked.
'I Am The Maker Of All. I Am The Seer Of All. Over Shaburanigdo And Ceipheed I Rule. Over Mankind's Existence I Rule, Looking On High, Silent As Time. Over All Things Seeking Destruction And Preservation I Am Lord.'
"Right. Maybe you can answer something for me... for the longest time, I was wondering--"
'No, There Wasn't A Monster In Your Closet When You Were Eight. It Was Just Your Brother Trying To Scare You.'
"Okay, thanks," Gourry said. "Let's go, Lina."
"..." Lina commented, as the dinner table phased back into normal space.
--rolling over mountains, hills and cities...
Lina heard the last echoes of the thunder caused by Giga's Gate when the table landed, shifting perfectly back into the diner's existence like nothing had happened.
Gourry sat in silence for a moment, reorienting himself. In wake of such amazing revelations brought on by the god of all, he thought about the situation, and resumed eating his dinner.
"Gourry!" Lina protested.
"What?" he asked. "It'll get cold if we don't finish it. Besides, I'm hungry."
"We just met the LORD OF NIGHTMARES!" Lina said. "How can you just eat like that?!"
"I'm hungry."
Lina couldn't argue with that logic. Grudgingly, she took a forkful of her steak and chewed.
"So, does this mean we're going out on a quest?" Gourry asked hopefully.
"I don't want to," Lina said. "No choice, though..."
"Awww, come on!" Gourry said. "Don't look at it like some big chore. Don't you feel energized? Happy to be back in the saddle again? That's what my uncle Tim said anyway, see, he rode cows for a living even though they didn't go very fast--"
"No good'll come of this, I just know it," Lina mumbled. "Just my luck to get stuck with it."
That's when Gourry stood up, leaning over the table to address Lina directly.
"Forgive me for saying, but..." Gourry started, to get an apology placed in advance. "But you've been moping around doing nothing for a month, when we should be out having adventures and living on the road! You know you're only happiest when you're beating bad guys up and looting them, or finding some lost magic, and so on, with your friends around you and all sorts of interesting things happening!"
Lina leaned back in her chair, wholly unused to Gourry being.. well, aggressive towards her. "But.. Gourry, this isn't some normal jaunt, it could be very, very dangerous--"
"Didn't we kill part of Shabubabingo? If--"
"--It's Shaburanigdo, Gourry--
"--if that didn't kill us, I don't know what will," Gourry said. "And we can't just hole up when something bad comes along. Come on, Lina! What happened to that good old Lina Inverse who was a real go-gett'um kinda person? Did this whole thing with the mirror lores and that thing with whatsername, that big god, really spook you that bad? What happened to the Lina that I... I... well, you know. Enjoyed hitting the road with and stuff, yeah!"
Lina's head soaked words. Gourry hit every nail right on the head. She was hiding, wasn't she? And why? Because it was mean and nasty and spooky? Would Lina the bandit-killing heroine of tales old and new really get an APARTMENT somewhere? Would Jean the Clever settle down and become a couch potato?
Lina wouldn't turn down a challenge. Maybe she had seen things better left unseen and done things better left undone over the last few months, and generally gone up against situations that went outside the norm. But would that beat her down? Would she become a depressive slacker? Will this stop her from being a legend in her own time? Would she keep asking herself hypothetical questions?
"Hell no!" Lina said.
"No?" Gourry asked, confused once more.
"No way! Lina wouldn't do that!" Lina said, talking about herself in the third person. "She'd roll up her sleeve, strap on a sword and just start blowing things up!-- scratch that. She'd get out there and TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS!!"
"Right! Exactly!" Gourry said, feeling the energy of his little pep talk. "Let's go, Lina!"
"Right behind you, Gourry!" Lina said.
The two bolted from the restaurant without paying the bill and ran for ten blocks on the sheer invigorating power of purpose before collapsing to a panting heap of exhaustion.
"...where are we going, anyway?" Gourry asked, somewhat after the fact, leaning against a nearby wall to catch his breath.
"I have no idea," Lina said. "Maybe we should be... *wheeze* figuring that out first."
Gourry looked around the city, hoping to spot whatever it was they were questing for. Instead he saw a large number of armed men approaching them. "Uh, Lina...?"
"Yeah?" Lina asked.
"I think we're in trouble."
The city guard of Sailoon had them surrounded in moments, swords out. The captain of the watch stepped forward, leading a nervous bar and grill owner with him.
"These the two who ran out without paying?" he asked.
attling the bars of her cell, Lina tried to attract some attention.
"I was framed!" she yelled. "It's a scam! I didn't do it! We were temporarily insane! Let us out! I'M STARVING!!!"
"They already said they'd go get Amelia when she wakes up in the morning," Gourry said, relaxing on the prison cell's surprisingly comfortable cot. "It's okay, we'll be out of here in no time. It was just a restaurant bill."
"A bill for food we didn't get to eat!" Lina complained. "It's been hours since I last ate, and now I have to go to bed without any reasonable supper! This quest isn't starting out well. We're on a mission from god, you think the least she could do was send us some bread from the heavens or something..."
"Really? Wow! I didn't know the Lord of Nightmares could do that. What kind of bread does she send?"
"...she's never done it before," Lina admitted. "Actually, in all of recorded history she's only actually talked to a human maybe two or three times... so a lot of people doubt she really exists even though a few churches worship her just in case... and a lot of people think Ceipheed is the real creator of all... um. I don't think she does bread, actually."
"Huh. What a weird god," Gourry said.
"Mythology about the Lord of Nightmares is really old," Lina explained, giving a brief history lesson to take her mind off her ravenous hunger. "Really old and very vague. There aren't any new legends about her, just legends of what she did at the beginning of time... they say that she made the world, and filled it with life. She made the Dragon race, beings who sought the preservation of life and the world, and the Mazoku race that sought the destruction of everything. She also made White and Black magic. But beyond that, she doesn't really take part in anything unless specifically summoned."
"So... we summoned her?" Gourry asked.
"Kinda," Lina said. "All three of Giga's spells call on her in some way or another, from what I understand. It's a power higher than Shaburanigdo or even Ceipheed, that's what makes Giga Slave and Giga Restoration so dangerous. Nothing can stand up to it. Of course, if you cast it wrong, you could start an apocalypse... thank Her the spells were lost or destroyed. I'm probably one of the few people alive that knows one, much less more than one."
"Boy, this is big stuff," Gourry understated.
"Which is why I was very interested in NOT getting involved," Lina said. "Of course, we're in it with both feet now..."
"Don't worry!" Gourry said, trying to cheer Lina up. "With my sword and your magic, even it is some big thing with the Nightmare Lord and the Gidget Lores, we'll manage to... uh..... we'lllll........"
"Go ahead, ask it," Lina said.
"What ARE we supposed to be doing for the Lord of Nightmares, exactly?" Gourry wondered.
"I have no idea whatsoever," Lina said, having a seat on the floor in a grumpy posture. "We're 'drawing the wingless'. That's it. No explanation given. Oh, and we'd be given aid. I'd love to know if that aid comes with bail money. This is a really lousy way to start a quest, you know? At least when we left to get the Mirror Lores we were being trumpeted and honored with an escort out of Sailoon."
"Actually, weren't we running for our lives in case anybody tried to follow us?"
"You remember it your way, I'll remember it mine," Lina suggested.
The matter settled, the two sat in silence.
Lina hurled herself at the bars with new energy. "LEMME OUT! I'M STARVING!!"
An idea hit Gourry like a fly on a window. "Wait. Why not just magic our way out of here?"
"We can't just take off from Sailoon like that. I've still got my stuff in my room, like... that book. You know? And do you REALLY want us to be fugitives from the law?"
"Oh, okay. It's a good idea to obey the law," Gourry agreed. "So we'll wait here until morning."
"Right."
"Are Amelia, Naga and Zelgadis coming with us? Or Lily?"
Lina paused. "I hadn't thought of that. Lily's already settled down in some white magic society in the city, and really isn't cut out for questing. Zelgadis... he already left, and Naga wanted to go off on her own, at last check... I haven't actually seen her around lately. No idea what she's really up to. Amelia might be interested..."
"That's good," Gourry nodded. "The more people, the better."
"Why's that?" Lina asked.
"Because they're your friends, of course!" Gourry said, grinning goofily. "Friends help each other out when one of them is down on his luck, or when they've lost their favorite dog, or when God ordered them to go draw the wingless. That's what my aunt Koirry always said."
"...she specifically said it that way?"
"Well, not all the time," Gourry said. "I think. I definitely remember the bit about the dog."
"Uh... huh. While tales of your family's exploits are thrilling me to tears, I think maybe we should get some rest now. Okay?"
"Sure!" Gourry agreed.
Lina looked at the only bed in the room, which Gourry was on. Technically, it was big enough to fit two people. Just barely. That wasn't a thought she wanted to pursue.
"Ah..." she said. "As for where we'll sleep..."
"Hmm? Oh... oh, the cot," Gourry said, climbing off immediately. "Here you go."
"...hey, wait. What's that for?" Lina asked.
"Well, you're a girl," Gourry cheerfully explained. "So you need somewhere soft to sleep. It's a man's job to take the floor when there's only one bed available because it's the right thing to do!"
"What's that implying, then?" Lina asked. "That I'm too soft to sleep on the floor? Didn't we just go over how Lina Inverse was a go-gettum girl who could take on the world? I'LL have the floor, thank you. You seemed just fine and cozy on that cot."
"But--"
"No buts," Lina said, stretching out and finding a good spot of hard concrete to stretch out on. "G'night."
"Uh... g'night," Gourry replied.
As the night was running long and the day had been a particularly eventful and tiring one, Lina managed to get to sleep despite lying uncomfortably on the floor. Minutes passed.
Gourry, who couldn't get himself to sleep, glanced over at Lina, with a pang of some feeling. Moving naturally, he carefully picked her up and set her down on the cot, pulling the rough blanket over her, and then curled up himself on the ground to rest. It seemed like the right thing to do, even if Lina wasn't a soft person.
A silent thunderclap, rolling over mountains, cities and hills...
Outside of the bar and grill where it originated, very few people actually heard the non-sound. It wasn't that kind of echo, not something that normal ears could detect; it was more of a shockwave from a great and strange event, a start of things. The right kind of people, however, heard it loud and clear.
A young woman sat bolt up in her chair, having dozed off in front of a blank page of a book, now messed up quite a bit from drool and running ink. Cursing quietly, she did her best to dab up the spills.
She wore green, for the most part, and you could bet there was a lute somewhere in the room. Bard's fashions are a tradition onto themselves, designed to have your wardrobe identified with your career. Tellers of stories and players of songs live on tips, after all. But this bard wasn't the usual sort, which is defined as a thirtysomething idealistic male who has a small alcohol problem and a lot of sunburn; she was younger than most, with red hair that wasn't dusty and messy from road travel, and certain bits of anatomy boys don't have. But she definitely wore green.
Plus, she had a certain talent. She could feel stories. When the thunderclap sounded, she felt it, washing over her like a refreshing beverage. This was a sensation she recognized; a story was starting, a doozy, one really worthy of being written down. It wasn't a feeling she got very often, not nowadays. Maybe in the past when times were different and tales spawned like rabbits, but now...
There was only one story that could have run that strong, and that would be Lina's.
Okay, maybe her little act today in the market didn't work. Acting wasn't her strong point. She was a writer, not a thespian, and her efforts to guide Lina towards what the synthetic soothsayer figured was her destiny were amateurish. But would the story have started if they didn't have some effect? Maybe they did. Maybe it was just some random event. Either way, the ball was rolling. Time to get on it.
It was energizing, knowing you had a purpose, for someone who had been as bored as she was lately. Waiting for her book to dry enough for her to close it safely took time, but once that time was spent, she quickly closed it up and gathered all the possessions she had for travel.
Next, she'd have to close her account at this inn. She wouldn't be staying in Sailoon any longer. She was on to bigger and better things, after all!
The innkeep cashed her out, settling the bill. They exchanged idle conversation, since she was very good at getting people to talk about their lives, and learned something really unsettling.
"She WHAT?"
"Arrested," the innkeep said. "And a good thing of it too. The stories I could tell you about Lina Inverse... word of THAT one gets around. Why, there was this time when--"
"But she can't BE arrested," the girl insisted. "It doesn't work. She needs to be up and going. It's all starting!"
The innkeep eyed her strangely. "What's starting, Miss?"
"Everything!" Miss said, waving her arms. "The... the whole... this and... oooh!"
"Well, if you're that upset, go and break her out of jail," the innkeep smirked.
"Hmmm... normally I don't actually interfere in these things directly, but... I guess I don't have a choice. How do I break into Sailoon's jail?"
"Uh... Miss? I was kidding."
"Oh. OH! Ha ha!" Miss laughed nervously. "Me too. What a kidder I am! Excuse me."
The young storyteller ran out of the inn as fast as she could. Pity, the inkeep thought. She did bring in a crowd at dinnertime with her little tales.
Succulent leg of lamb... marinated in such a sweet, sweet sauce, that melts on the tongue even as you smell it. Lina smiled, delight dancing in her eyes, as she sank her teeth in...
"OW!" Gourry yelled, as Lina bit his leg. "Ow! Lina, quit it!"
"mrr?" Lina asked, snapped out of her lovely dream, to see Gourry's leg between her teeth. She quickly let go, and spit a few times off to the side to get the taste out of her mouth. Her stomach rumbled like a ogre on a bad day.
"What time is it?" Gourry asked, stretching out. "Is it morning yet? Can we go?"
Lina glanced over at the window, at the unusually thick, nasty grey fog that had descended over Sailoon. "I can't tell. I'd hazard it's almost morning, though. I need breakfast. I NEED breakfast."
A far off clink of iron and a scrape of stone told Lina that the door to her cell block was opening, and breakfast would soon be on the way. Like a bolt of lightning she was up at the bars. "Hello? Helloooooo?? He--"
"HELLO!" Amelia said, springing into view like a small fast scary springing thing. Lina fell over backwards.
"Hee.. hello, Amelia," Lina said, regaining some composure. "Boy, you don't know how happy we are to see you!..."
Something was amiss.
Amelia had one of those dramatic looks about her, after her eternally cheerful initial greeting had subsided. It was one of those betrayed, lo-as-a-single-tear-rolls-down-my-cheek sort of looks. A Say It Ain't So Joe sort of look.
"Lina, Lina! Where do I go wrong?" Amelia asked, clutching her hands to her chest in shock. "That you should turn to petty thievery to feed yourself, after being so impolitely scorned from your host's kitchens. Woe be to justice that you should turn to its dark sides in your starvation!"
"Uh..." Lina defended. "It was just.. a misunderstanding, you see..."
"It's a sad day indeed," Amelia sighed. "I'm sorry it had to be this way, Lina Inverse, that you should go to prison for no less than three months for your crimes, but I can assure you that Sailoon's justice system is the finest in the world, and your rehabilitation--"
"Rehabilitation?!" Lina gagged. "Amelia, we just got so excited about a new quest that we ran out without thinking. Come on, we're not criminals!"
Gourry piped in. "What about all those villages you accidentally destroyed or the bandits you killed or the treasures you stole or-- ow! My foot!"
"Anyway," Lina continued, "We'll pay the bill and forget this ever happened. Okay?"
Amelia looked aghast. "Lina! I'd have thought your travels with me would have taught you about the rightness of justice! It's just three months, and it's not like you were doing.... um. You said you were on a quest?"
"Yes, a very very important one," Lina said, clinging to that anchor in the conversation. This could be the leverage she needed!
Amelia looked torn. "Well, if it's... I mean, it's very important, and... but wait, justice needs to be firm with a caring hand, and... but... what is the quest, anyway?"
"She's 'drawing the wingless' for the Lord of Nightmares," Gourry interjected, before Lina could say anything.
"The Lord of...? Lina, you've taken leave of your senses, haven't you?" Amelia asked. "You were reportedly drinking heavily at the scene...... oh no! You're a drug abuser, aren't you??"
Lina banged on the bars in frustration. "I am not, am not, am NOT!"
"They say that denial is the first sign!" Amelia realized, horrified. "Oh no, it IS true! But fear not! You can use the time to get yourself straight. Don't worry, Lina! We'll take good care of you! You have Amelia's promise!"
Amelia posed dramatically, a sign of her total confidence in Lina's future and her evergrowing commitment to her well being, turned with a flourish and marched out.
"Get back here so I can strangle you!!" Lina politely requested. "Amelia, you clueless little... OOOH!!"
"Gosh, I didn't know you were a drug user," Gourry said, shocked.
Lina pulled out her bunny slipper* and smacked Gourry around a little. "I said I'm NOT! You were there and saw the same things I did, anyway!!" Whap whap whap whap whap whap.
"Ow! Ow! Hey!" Gourry protested. "Okay! Okay. So what do we do now?"
"Forget this. We're busting out of here," Lina said, charging up a small fireball. "We can't go to jail. We're on a mission from god."
Moments later, an explosion rocked the prison tower in the Royal Palace of Sailoon. Warning sirens were sounded, bricks and mortar tumbling a few stories to the ground below. Lina stepped up to the edge, trying to see anything through the thick fog.
"It's not the best exit, but here's what we'll do," Lina explained. "We'll fly out of the compound, circle around in the fog, go in through my window and grab our stuff. Please tell me you left your Sword of Light in your room instead of having it be confiscated by the guards."
"Uh, yeah... I mean, it was only a dinner run..."
"Good planning," Lina complemented. "Now, time to bail."
"But I can't fly," Gourry said. "How will we--"
Lina hopped onto Gourry's back, wrapping her arms around his neck. Gourry stumbled around, over the edge--
"*RAYWING!*" Lina cast, forming a shield around the pair of them, zooming down, down, twisting up and gliding out of the walls around the palace.
Gourry pounded on his chest until his heart resumed beating, and swallowed hard. "You could WARN me before you do that stuff, you know."
"You're flying, aren't you?" Lina joked, shouting into his ear over the rushing wind. Barely seen rooftops wavered by below them, through the haze. "We'll be out of sight shortly and away from the guard. Amelia'll be annoyed, but it can't be helped, right?"
"Right," Gourry said. "We'll just apologize to her later or something. Hey, maybe you should teach me that Raything spell sometime, then I could fly without your bony elbows peircing my back!"
Lina bonked him. "You can't cast magic! It takes years of training! You'd have a better chance of sprouting wings and flapping away!"
That did it.
Something stretched the protective bubble of Raywing, interrupting the spell and sending the power cascading down to nothing. The wings, summoned by Lina's casual thought about them and her lack of control over their comings and goings, snapped into being on her back, spread wide to catch the wind... feeling so natural, easily taking the air and running with it, flying without magic...
They kept flying. Lina's blood stopped in fear. She had never flown without magic before. To say it was unnerving was to say that the ocean was shallow.
"That's funny, it's not humming like the spell usually does anymore," Gourry said. "What's keeping us up in the air?"
"I was wondering the same thing--" Lina said, before she actually DID wonder what was keeping them up, and suddenly, they weren't gliding anymore. They were plunging to earth at unstoppable speeds.
The young girl who typically was only known as Miss lumbered down the morning streets of Sailoon, carrying a pickaxe, a hard hat, two coils of rope over each shoulder, a few grappling hooks and at least three swords. She had a bale of explosive powder and a book of matches between her teeth, since she had run out of hands, and was dashing as fast as her legs could carry her towards the palace.
It took most of the night to find the right kind of seedy criminal that knew how to break into the jail, and the rest of the night was spent gathering up the right tools for the job. Finally, running on a low amount of sleep and a lot of adrenaline, she was ready to go rescue Lina Inverse and get the show on the road -- and hopefully, get her career as a writer back on track as well.
She tried to ignore the fact that this was probably the stupidest thing she had ever done in her life. She ignored that she normally just sort of observed these kinds of stories, writing them down, never participating. She ignored the quiet screaming that was slowly getting louder and lou--
She couldn't ignore the two figures that were desperately trying to glide through the air to a soft landing, especially when they crashed into her head on, spilling jailbreak gear all over the pavement and rolling to a crumpled heap against the side of a candle shop.
All three sat up, rubbing their heads, and then got a good look at each other.
"You?!!" Miss gasped.
"The soothsayer?" Lina asked, confused.
"Whoa, Lina! When did you get those wings?" Gourry asked, pointing to the slightly injured butterfly wings, which had seen enough use for one day. Perhaps one lifetime.
"You have wings?!" Miss asked. "But... nobody's had those for--"
A clanging clamor sounded. The city guard was approaching.
"Long winded explanations later," Lina recommended. "Fast running now."
The trio got their act together, and started to move.