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Molly Moo-Milk is in such theatrical/performance demand that the Actor's Guild felt threatened, waking up in a cold sweat, picturing Molly pulling off Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, effectively portraying Joseph, Narator, Pharaoh, Jacob, and all eleven brothers (and wives) simultaneously. Obviously, such talent would send a large mass of actors into unemployment. Since Social Services are already swamped with more than enough out-of-work actors, the two groups lobbied in Washington for what became the "Molly Moo-Milk Bill". In the best economic nature of the country, Molly Moo Milk is only allowed to carry one role per show. Molly appealed to the President, but Hilary wouldn't let Molly get near her husband.
By giving Molly's singing role a pseudonym, we are able to bypass the Molly Moo-Milk Bill, allowing her to record the soundtrack, as well as perform the challenging role of Beanie Cow. Molly is such an exceptional actress that we are confident in her ability to execute a stunning performance.
~Thomas Sandell