Molly Moo-Milk's Albums

Cow Life: My first CD

  1. Suicide Attempt
  2. My Date with Alan
  3. What's the Grubbing? (Morning Rubbing)
  4. Alan, Don't Touch Me There
  5. Restraining Order
  6. I'm Just a Cow
  7. Lesbi Cows
  8. Molly World
  9. Parthiv's House (How I Lost My Cow-nocence)
  10. Pockets & Bondage
  11. The Hanging
  12. Stupid Cow (featuring Garbage)
  13. Drag Queen Bopper

Enemy of the Farm: Notice how the first letter of each song title spells out "Molly Moo-Milk IS". Forshadowed my entrance into Integrated Studies (IS)

  1. Men (and Bulls) in Black Spots
  2. Orwell's "Animal Farm"
  3. Lackadaisical Cow
  4. Ludicrous Dreams
  5. You Will Buy Me a New Life
  6. My Favorite Mistake (is Alan)
  7. Overwhelmed (by Advanced Placement Courses)
  8. Oxymoron
  9. My Christmas Present
  10. Incessant Allergies
  11. Lactose Intolerant
  12. Kill Me Now
  13. I Still Know What You Did Tomorrow
  14. Stupid Buffy (Got a Higher SAT Score Than Me)--this song was written for my friend Eric, since Jenny and my SAT score's were higher than Buffy's ;o)

Sold for Beans: About my high school years

  1. Beanie Cow
  2. Violated in AP Bio
  3. Alan, How Could You?
  4. Milky White
  5. To Err--dedicated to Mandy, the foolish one
  6. Driver's Ed
  7. Picture Me
  8. Cosmo Cow
  9. Bob Just Wants to be Me
  10. Cownapped!
  11. Supernatural Aid

M is for Me: As you can see from my first song, this CD is mostly about senior year of high school.

  1. Senior Year
  2. Neck Breaking--dedicated to my good friend Eric
  3. Strip Tease
  4. Pink
  5. UC Davis
  6. Relativity
  7. Divorcee
  8. Around the Block
  9. Got a B in Zellner--this song was written for my friend Eric, because again, of course I would never get a B in Zellner!
  10. Martin Too--okay, I really did get a B in Martin (but it was a B+!)
  11. Stress Pill Overdose
  12. College Application Hell
  13. Stanford Cow
  14. Reincarnation

Leap of Faith: Written under the psuedonym of Molly Mümilke (for an explanation of the Molly Moo-Milk bill, click here: Why Molly Mümilke?); this is the soundtrack for Tom's musical, Distressed.

  1. Could You Please Get Off of My Back--the featured hit single for Distressed
  2. Molly Moo, Bovine Star
  3. Got a B in Zellner--remix of one of my hit singles from M is for Me
  4. Bovine Baby
  5. Stress Pill Overdose
  6. College Application Hell
  7. Pink
  8. Neck Breaking--remix of one of my hit singles from M is for Me
  9. Udder-ly Wonderful
  10. Replaced by a Giant Meowth

Chew Gum, Not Cud: About my freshman year of college; there are 15 songs--one for each pound of the freshman 15.

  1. Freshman 15
  2. Integrated Studies
  3. Probation
  4. Sacrifices for Art
  5. College Boys
  6. Biking Under the Influence
  7. Bikes, Bikes, Bikes
  8. Yo Mama Moo Moo
  9. Truth or Dare
  10. Much Ado About Something. . .Me!
  11. Assassins Everywhere!
  12. Yuck + Icky = Calculus
  13. The Cows Next Door
  14. Ode to Ethernet
  15. AC is a Must
Bovine Blues

Moollinium: Notice how the first letter of each song title spells out a secret sentence. :o)

  1. Underclasscow--but not according to my units
  2. Chaboya Nostalgia
  3. Double Major Mania
  4. Another BNL Album
  5. Vacas y Toros--yes, I'm multilingual!
  6. Irvine Farness
  7. Ski Trip 2000--you better come through, Becky!
  8. Cramming for Midterms
  9. On the Voyager--the last season! Waaahhhh!
  10. Waterworld Season Passes
  11. True Millennium Ending--sadly, 2000, not 1999, is true last year of the millennium
  12. It's Called Sugar Land, John!
  13. Pokémon Fanatic
  14. Playstation 2
  15. IRC Copyright Violation--stupid Universal, shutting Eric’s Ethernet down
  16. Network Games--StarCraft, Unreal, and Tetrinet baby!

***All albums were produced by Molly's agent, Eric, who is president of WolfenEric Productions.***

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