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I don't expect my looks and charm to last for long
Never fooled myself, I'm a worn beanie cow
Being used to hard work, I enrolled in AP
As good advise from Jenny.
That is how...
Got a B in Zellner
Another black mark on her GPA
Got a B in Zellner
As she approaches graduation day
Where am I going to
You'll get by you always have before
Where am I going to
Test and test again, I've thought that I'd do well
But I was doomed to fail, his exams were unfair.
And when report cards came th'effect was so astounding
It lowered my class standing
Oh so low...
(Repeat Chorus)
Then in 3 months time "they" arrived in the post
From Stanford, Brown and Yale, to say if you've gotten in
Ivy League schools said, "no" we don't want this grade-B diva
So I guess I'll never be a
Harvard cow...
(Repeat Chorus)
Don't ask anymore
***Molly Mümilke is currently pressing charges against Andrew Lloyd Webber for stealing the music from her highly inspirational creation. Arguments against her case include the fact that the original production of Evita was in 1978. Counter-arguments go as follows, "He's just bitter about how I won the Jesus Christ Superstar/Molly Moo, Bovine Star legal battle." (From Mümilke's letter to the editor in the March '99 edition of Pop Music Patter magazine)***