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Believe me, I've heard the tales
Of students who've come back from school, big as whales.
I never thought one of them would be me!
How could this have come to be???
Oh no! I've gained the freshman 15!
Wo-oe! No more am I lean!
My clothes are feeling tight.
How did I get into this plight?
No more am I a size small.
I think it's time to give Weight Watchers a call!
Oh no! I've gained the freshman 15!
Wo-oe! No more am I lean!
The DC foods were fatty
Even though I avoided the (ugh!) beef patty.
Their desserts were sugary sweet,
And I ate lots of ice cream to cool down in the heat.
Oh no! I've gained the freshman 15!
Wo-oe! No more am I lean!
Now it's time for me to eat healthy--
Munch on snacks that are low fat and fat free.
No more of Ben & Jerry's From Russia with Buzz.
I've got to go on a diet because. . .
Oh no! I've gained the freshman 15!
Wo-oe! No more am I lean!
At least I can console myself with this one thought:
Even 15 pounds heavier, I can still be hot!
After all, Marilyn Monroe was a size 14,
Gorgeously voluptuous, even if she wasn't lean!
Oh no! I've gained the freshman 15!
Wo-oe! No more am I lean!
I'm sure that with hard work I'll shed that extra weight,
But until then, I know exactly how I rate!
Without a doubt, I can honestly say
I'm a 10 out of 10, even on a bad day!