No matter how hard I try 
Deadlines keep on passin' by, 
But I don't have time 
To mope about and whine. 
I must re-ead East of Eden, 
Know the fi-ish caught in Sweden 
And based upon fin shape and size 
I need them all categorized. 
Oh-oh. Can you please get off of my back! 
I am not some kind of old pack mule 
That's born to slave day and night for you! 
(repeat chorus)
Alan left me, half past three 
He found a girl cuter than me, 
But I can't lose hope 
My life feels like a soap. 
Now I'm le-eft far behind 
Since she to-ouched his behind. 
But that's not it; no, not for me. 
Still got to work 'til twelve. Poor me! 
(2 choruses)
Well I know that I will make it; 
Soon, I'll be a super star, 
And my work won't be in vain, 
My work won't be in vain, 
My work won't be in vain! 
Now I'll end this refrain... 
(5 choruses)
***Molly Mümilke is currently refuting allegations that her song is "a pathetic rip off of my greatest comeback song "Believe" (quoted from Cher's press statement on 9-15-99)***