It started out one day
How teens and youth will play
And I was tossed up over Jenny's hair.
But then you caught my foot,
Twist'ed my neck and put
My pink nose to my pinkish derriere.
I'd rather that you took
My dress off for a look
Or made me do lewd actions with a snake.
But now I do suggest,
For it really needs a rest:
Why don't you give my little neck a break...
...I mean...
Don't break my neck
My Beanie Baby neck
I just don't think you understand
That if you break my neck
My Beanie Baby neck
You won't just get a reprimand
(instrumental)
I don't really want to fight
I tried to be polite
I never did make fun of your bad hair
Got you a date with Neve 'n
For you it was just Heaven
But still you send me to intensive care.
I'm begging on my knees
I asked ya "pretty please"
You see my neck is getting stiff and sore
Ya put up decent fronts
But I learned my lesson once
You ain't gonna massage me anymore.
Don't break my neck
My Beanie Baby neck
I just don't think you understand
That if you break my neck
My Beanie Baby neck
You won't just get a reprimand
(instrumental)
Don't break my neck
My Beanie Baby neck
I just don't think you understand
That if you break my neck
My Beanie Baby neck
You won't just get a reprimand
Don't break my neck
My Beanie Baby neck
I just don't think you understand
That if you break my neck
My Beanie Baby neck
You won't just get a reprimand
(instrumental)
***Any similarity to Achy-Breaky Heart is purely coincidental.***