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It was a standard beautiful day in the pokemon world. The birds were singing, a light breeze blew, and the warm midday sun shone down on our three adventuring heros: Brock, Misty, and Ash, who were lost, yet again.
"I don't think I've ever seen such a beautiful day!"
"Gee, I dunno Misty, you say stupid things like that everyday just before we get struck by lightning or something like that."
"Oh shut-up Ash."
"Hey you two, look up ahead!"
Ash and Misty stopped in the middle of their arguement to look up the road. A few hundred feet ahead, and sitting on the left side of the road was an old looking guy with long white hair.
"Maybe he can tell us where we are and how to get to Eracon city!"
The three young protagonists rushed up to the figure. As they got closer they could see that he was smoking.
"Yuck.." Misty couldn't stand the smell of second hand smoke.
"Uh, hello sir..." Ash greeted the red-eyed man uneasily.
"Like, hey groovy kid person.."
"Um, can you tell us how to get to Eracon city?"
"Like, sure I can."
There was an uncomfortable pause for several seconds as the man took another smoke and blew a few rings in the direction of the three youths.
"Well, aren't you going to tell us?!"
"Whoa, babe, you guys can stay and chat for a little while first, right?"
"Um... Ash.. I really don't want to hang around with this guy..."
"Ah come on Misty, what'll it hurt to spend a few minutes? After all, you're the one that got us lost in the first place."
Misty growled as Ash and brock sat down next to the old man.
"Like, here man, try this groovy stuff." The old guy passed his blunt over to Brock and he took a monster hit.
"Whoa, I feel great..." Brock said as his eyes actually opened for once. "You've gotta, like, try this stuff, Ash.."
Ash looked at Brock's red eyes uneasily then took the reefer from him and inhaled a small drag, coughing immediately afterwards.
Brock and the old man laughed as he did, then Ash's eyelids drooped a little and a dopey smile formed at the corners of his mouth.
"Whoa, Misty, you've really got to try this."
"I.. um... I'd rather not..."
"Come on, babe," Ash said holding the half smoked blunt out to her..
Misty looked down at him and sighed.
"Ok.." Misty took the blunt and took a small hit on it, coughing heavily afterwards.. "I feel dizzy.." She said sitting down between Ash and Brock.
"Man, I could just stay here forever..." Brock said
"Yeah, I know what you mean..." Ash said..
"What was that?!"
"What are you talking about, Misty?"
"I heard something.."
"Oh whatever!" Ash said as the three laughed at her and took another drag on the reefer.
"Pika Pika!"
"What? You wanna try too?? ok!"
Ash handed Pikachu the reefer and he took a drag, his eyes immediately drooping as he started laughing.
"Man, what is this stuff?"
"Mary Jane."
"God, all I ever want to do is just sit here and smoke this stuff forever!"
As the three laughed at what Ash said, Gary Oak came walking up the path with his cheering section.
"Well well well, look who it is, Ash, the loser!"
"Hey Gary, man, what's up?"
"I'm kicking your butt on the path to the pokemon league, that's what's up!"
Everyone laughed after he said that.
"What's so funny?!!'
"Here man, have a chill pill on us." the white haired man said as he extended his hand with the reefer towards Gary.
Gary looked at them strangely then walked off mumbling to himself with his babes following behind him.
Ash continued to laugh as he spoke, "Man, what was it we were doing?"
"I dunno, but whatever it was can wait!" Brock answered as he took another drag on a reefer and laid back to look up at the sky.
"Do you think I'm ugly?" Misty said looking over at Ash with a worried look.
"Nah, here, have another drag," Ash said passing Misty the blunt.
Misty took another drag and laid back, Ash followed her lead.
"Man, I don't think I've ever seen such a beautiful day as this one..."
"I think you're right, Misty."
"Hey Ash, what about pokemon training and the league and the badges?"
"To hell with all that garbage, it's much more fun to just sit here and get stoned, right Brock?"
"That's right, Ash!"
Everyone laughed as the picture faded out on another *very* happy ending... Who knows what adventures might await our heroes.. Rehab? Jail?? Does anyone really care???