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I have an idea: What are Gourry's wildest dreams? What would he dream about when he's not having a nightmare against a blob that could be mistaken for Lina. I'm picturing the dream now...everything Gourry's wanted, and Lina's nowhere in site. A huge party going on, lots of good food, wine and fun. Then Lina came...
"Oh no! It's the blob! RUN!"
"Gourry, go and get rid of it."
Gourry:...::looks at the angry blob/Lina:: Do I have to? I mean she looks so scary and disgusting...and now she looks angrier.
::pushing him:: "Go on and slay it,...oh brave hero..."
Gourry: Ahh, man...Why me?
::goes to fight it with high hopes and courage...the blob is winning::
Gourry: Oh, dear lord! ::cries:: And this was such a nice dream to...
"Hey, Gourry, I don't think you can beat this blob using normal methods!"
Gourry: ::is getting clobbered:: What was your first guess?
"You have to weaken your enemy first!"
Gourry: What do you think I'm trying to do?!
"Here...do it this way." ::gets close enough to whisper in Gourry's ear while he's in a deathgrip::
Gourry:...::blue face::...really?
::nods::
Gourry: ::stares right in the ugly groteque face of the blob/Lina::...Gee...you look nice today...
::blob/Lina pauses::
Gourry: I mean, you have really pretty...::looks at the blob/Lina's body::...eyes.
::blob/Lina is not moving::
::Gourry loosens his arms::
"Finish the blob off!"
Gourry:...::shivers::...I really like~
"Wuss! C'mon say it!"
"That's right; don't be a pussy, Gourry!"
Gourry:...::sweatdrop:: I...reeeeeaaalllllly love you...eeggghhh *smooch*.
Blob/Lina:!!!!!!...........::starts to dissolve away::
::cheers from the crowds:: "Hooray!"
Gourry: Oh, gross! ::wiping gunck off him:: Why me?!...Huh? ::sees something in the slime puddle and goes to look. It's human/Lina!::
Lina: ::outcold:: X_X
Gourry: Oh, I guess it is a good dream after all. ::picks Lina up and carries her over to the celebration::